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Hahahahahaha.....ullu de kacche....tumko kya laga....do line likh ker tumhari jaan baksh dunga mein ....sale tumhare pichwade per to gadhe ki poonch ko pani mein bhigo ker maarunga....bade aaye mushtande bhalu kahi ke ....sale chicken curry ki chikni taang ....chiloze ke chilke ke uper baithe macchar ke chacha....haan to mein kya bol raha tha...hmmmm....chalo kuch accha bhi bol deta hu ......haan to aap sub log jo ye blog padh rahe hain...aap logo ko shayad nahi pata hoga, ki ashok ki aur meri pehlti mulakat was actually a mukka laat....yeshhhh ladai hui thi humari...which obvious i won ....but dheere dheere mujhe ye pata chala...ki ashok utna bura nahi hai jitna ki vo room mein show karta hai.....mana ki kambhakt sari ladkiyon ko apni biwi bana ker hum ladko ki armanoo per pish pish karta hai.....per chahe ye ullu da kaccha mane ya na mane.....flirt karna sale ne mujh se hi seekha hai...so tum sari ladkiyan jinn ko ashok pasand hai...now they know ki actually vo kiss ke words hain.....dikhawe wale aadmi ke pass se haath ker original aadmi ke pass aao aap log abb .....iska birthday hai aaj...to kuch accha bhi bol deta hu...nahi ye ye ullu ka pattha milte hi gali dega mujhe room mein ....haan mein tussi de naal kya galla karsi......(ashok aur meri personal language hai...no offense to punjabi's )...haan to mein bol raha tha...tarif karu kya uski...jiss ne tumhe banaya.....ekdum sahi banaya....perfect banaya...namak and mirch...and haldi...and baki sub masalo ka perfect mixture..murga daal do iss masale mein to mast pakega .......ahem ahem...mein tarif ker raha tha aapki...pata nahi kyu tarif karte hue bhi ulta seedha hi nikalta hai muh se...maybe i am too used to kicking you on your pink ass........anywayz...haan to mein bol raha tha....ayesha, i am very fortunate to have a friend like you....tumhari aur meri dosti...is a mix of sprint racing and marathon....shuru bohot tezi si hui...aur abb tak chal rahi hai.....aur humesha chalti rahegi...tum se ladne mein utna hi maza aata hai mujhe....jitne phir tum ko baad mein manane mein aata hai....jub tum mujh per gussa hoti ho...to itni cute lagti ho tum...gaal gusse se laal laal ho jate hain...muh phula ker baith jati ho....offline chali jati ho...2-3 din online nahi aati....baki sub se baat karti ho per mujh se nahi...aur phir 2-3 din baad jaisi rassi tood ker bhagi hui cow ghar aa jati hai...waise hi tum bhi wapas aa jati ho, gussa to karti ho tum phir bhi, per accha lagta hai.......ahem ahem ....kafi tarif ker li maine ...sar per maat chadna mere tum samjhi.....and ye sub padh ker bhool jao...baad mein khush maat hona ki maine aisa aisa bola tumhare bare mein......aur na meri mazak banana baad mein .....and...cake mein kaat hi chuka hu tumhare birthday ka...jaisa tumne kata uss se accha hi kata maine ...mujhe pata hai tum kanjoos ho..iss liye maine khud hi bada sa cake le liya tha....kyunki tum katoge to mujhe sirf ek piece milega......and utne se mera kaam nahi chalne wala....and tumhare liye ek gift bhi liya hai....per phir socha ki tumhara best friend to mein hu...to apne aap ko hi gift ker diya ...bhagwan kare....tum mujh se 3-4 saal zyada jiyooo...and phir next janam mein mere aas pass kahi birth lo...taki tumhari ass per sach much ki laat maar saku ....Happy birthday Ayesha.....i wish for all the things that i know you want....and bhagwan tumhari vo sari muradein poori karega....nahi ki to hum kiss din ke liye baithe hain ......i knw, all you can wish for is a slush ice machine ...vo mein tumko tumhare 50th birthday se pehle gift ker dunga .....chalo bohot ho gaya....mere laptop ki keys kharab ho jayegi...naya hai aaj hi aaya hai .....dafaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa